User Profile

In my day to day life, I write short stories and comic books. On a personal level, I enjoy moonlit walks on the beach and listening to whalesong. I lost my virginity to an astronaut during the original Woodstock, got pregnant, named the child Felicity Moonrays, but gave him up for adoption. I then had a sex-change operation, joined the French Foreign Legion, and had a wild affair with a beautiful opera star who turned out to be a man. His name was Buddy. Distraught over the lies, I changed my sex back to its original status, and entered psychiatric care. There, I met and fell in love with Ewan McGregor, who himself had had a sex change operation. The affair didn't last long (we argued bitterly about the importance of Jar Jar Binks) but we remain friendly to this day.

I am a very, very private person.